“It’s the least you can do for making me your public whipping boy.”
Editor: Never demand a favor with your trousers around your ankles.
“It’s national “turn off the TV week” so my only option is to read this week.”
Editor: Some are motivated to read out of intellectual curiosity; others find they have no choice.
“For the rest of my life, falafels will remind me of bull testes.”
Editor: Most of us ate the tacos and tried to ignore the filling. But this man made himself falafels! Hmmm, they used to be balls in a sac, so why not?
“I am wondering if it will truly be kangaroo meat being served? As such I am respectfully declining dinner.”
Editor: If you don’t like ethnic food, just say so.
“The will be a Chirs Browne sighting next Tues”
Editor: The prediction was uncannily accurate. The spelling…not so good.